De ce a trecut gaina strada?

La eterna intrebare care-i macina pe americani „De ce a trecut gaina strada?”, iata cum au raspuns citiva dintre ei:

OBAMA: Gaina a trecut strada pentru ca era timpul pentru „change”. Gaina a vrut „change”.

McCAIN: Dragii mei, acea gaina a trecut strada pentru ca a recunoscut necesitatea de se angaja in cooperare si dialog cu toate gainile de partea cealalta a strazii.

Hillary CLINTON: Cind am fost Prima Doamna, eu personal am ajutat acea gaina sa treaca strada. Aceasta experienta ma face calificata pentru a asigura dreptul fiecarei gaini de a trece strada.

OPRAH: Inteleg ca gaina are probleme, de aceea vrea neaparat sa treaca strada. Si in loc ca sa las gaina sa invete din greseli, am sa-i dau o masina sa treaca strada si sa nu-si mai traiasca viata ca restul gainilor.

G.W. BUSH: Noua nu ne pasa de ce a trecut gaina strada. Vrem doar sa stim daca gaina este de partea noastra sau nu. Aici nu e cale de mijloc.

E. HEMINGWAY: Pentru a muri in ploaie. Singura.

Bunicul: Pe vremea mea, noi nu intrebam de ce gaina a trecut strada. Cineva ne-a spus ca a trecut strada si am fost multumiti.

ARISTOTLE: Este in natura gainii sa treaca strada.

JOHN LENNON: Imagineaza-ti toate gainile din lume trecind strada… in pace.

Bill GATES: Am lansat eChicken 2009, care nu doar va trece strada, dar iti va arhiva documentele importante si iti va tine si contabilitatea.

EINSTEIN: A trecut gaina intr-adevar strada sau drumul s-a mutat sub gaina?

Bill CLINTON: Nu am trecut strada cu gaina asta. Depinde ce numesti tu gaina!

GORE: Eu am inventat gaina!

D. CHENEY: Unde mi-e pusca?

AL SHARPTON: De ce sint toate gainile albe? Avem nevoie si de gaini negre!

Rev. Jeremiah WRIGHT: Eu zic, la naiba cu gainile!

Reclame

9 gânduri despre „De ce a trecut gaina strada?

  1. Irina, ma bucur ca ti-au placut…si eu am ris cind am citit. Sint mult mai multe, dar trebuie sa fii adinc ingropata in politica americana sa fie intelese. Mie astea mi s-au parut mai nostime….

  2. Eu am lasat un mesaj si am zis ca mie imi place supa de gaina…si ca de aia a trecut strada…dar vad ca s-a pierdut mesajul meu…nu si pofta mea de supa de gaina…cu galuste de gris…

    Si asta este opinia mea politica cu privire la gaini…

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  4. Foarte tari! Mai am si eu unele. Preferatele mele: Farakhan, Emerson, Buchanan, Hemingway.

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

    PLATO: For the greater good of man.

    ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

    KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

    TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that’s the only trip the establishment would let it take.

    OSAMA BIN LADEN: That chicken knew nothing of its mission (ha ha ha) only that it would be a martyr.

    SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

    RONALD REAGAN: I forget.

    CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

    HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

    ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken’s side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken’s people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and uccessfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes.The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken’s mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business.

    LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken ‘crossed’ the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.

    MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

    MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, „Thou shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

    FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

    RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

    MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

    JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn’t anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?”

    FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

    BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

    OLIVER STONE: The question is not, „Why did the chicken cross the road?” Rather, it is, „Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?”

    CHARLES DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

    GEORGE W. BUSH: The chicken crossed the road because he was an evil-doer, and we smoked him out of his hole and got him on the run!

    ALBERT EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

    BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

    RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road… it transcended it.

    ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

    COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

    BILL CLINTON: I did not, and I repeat, did not have sexual relations with that chicken.

    PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hard working American.

    L.A.P.D.: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we’ll find out.

    DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I’ve not been told!

    GRANDPA: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

  5. Unele sint schimbate de cum le am eu, unele sint noi. Daca-ti place Hemingway, trebuie sa termini cu: „to die. in the rain. ALONE”. Nu le-am tradus toate pentru ca nu stiu citi din RO le-ar intelege.

    Multumesc pentru cele noi, le adaug la colectie.

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